補習-你知道我是干什么的嗎? |
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One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. Before I came out, said one,I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them. You don't know my work? said the other. What is your work? I'm a policeman. Oh! cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,And do you know my work?No,said the policeman. I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened. 兩個人站在外面,看著大火。 在我出來之前,其中一個說:我跑進一些房間,找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里,火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。 你不知道我是干什么的。另一個說。 你是干什么的? 我是警察。 噢!第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動,說:那你知道我是干什么的?不知道。警察說。 我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。 |
- Nov 26 Fri 2010 17:20
補習-你知道我是干什么的嗎?
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